Jokes by a Three-year-old (J)


Ever wondered what a three-year-old finds funny?  Wonder no more, here are a selection of my monkey’s favourite jokes!

Warning… Not necessarily funny… Unless you are three of course, then it is hilarious!

Jokes - What is Brown and Sticky?  A Car.
Jokes - Why did the chicken cross the road?  Jokes - Why are pirates, pirates?  Because they ARRRRRR....

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  1. April 12, 2016 / 10:21 am

    hahaha! They did make me chuckle. Especially the last one x

  2. April 12, 2016 / 12:52 pm

    Lovely jokes. Im not three and don’t have a three year old. But these made me smile!

  3. April 12, 2016 / 5:20 pm

    Cute. When my daughter was little her joke was “Ask me if i’m a car.” You’d ask and she’d say “No” like you were stupid. Made me laugh every time.

  4. April 12, 2016 / 6:03 pm

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pineapple. Pineapple who? Pineapple you. I don’t get it but my boys love it!

  5. April 12, 2016 / 6:17 pm

    Thanks for the laughs . I’m a granny to a three year old so my 50+ brain is used to this humour
    Bellybytes@unishta from

  6. April 12, 2016 / 7:22 pm

    Oh yes–just reminds me of the stuff that busts my kids up–hilarity of another age. 😀

  7. April 13, 2016 / 12:20 am

    Dropping by from the A to Z Challenge and I am so glad that I did. These jokes brought not only a smile to my face but also brought back some special memories of when my three sons were just wee ones.

    Linda K
    @_theheadcabbage from
    Tales from the Cabbage Patch

  8. randommusings29
    April 13, 2016 / 1:53 pm

    Haha, love the pirate one!

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